jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

ivanswaginski:

hello everyone that needs to do their hw

do your homework!! you can do it!! after you’ve finished you can blog all you want!! DO YOUR HOMEWORK FRIEND YOU CAN DO IT

  • Myrtle: Daisy! Daisy! Daisy! I'll say it whenever I want to! Daisy! Dai--
  • *Tom Buchanan breaks her nose with his open hand.*
  • Myrtle:
  • Myrtle:
  • Myrtle: I came out to have a good time and I am honestly feeling so attacked right now.

kkaroushi:

zohbugg:

mydrunkkitchen:

tyleroakley:

"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"

I love this? 

I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.

Is this what American English sounds like to non native speakers???

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

hula-chili-soup:

is your heart supposed to pound for ten minutes straight after you answer one question in class