for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
in english (UK) you dont really say “i love you” you say “ill bash ye fookin ead in i sware on me mum” which is closer to “i’ll beat you up”, i love that, “i’ll beat you up”
IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE